i’m taking this opportunity to tell you that i have just experienced some of the worst stomach pains in my life. fucking “eggland’s best eggs” really ruined me this time. or maybe it was the 3 year old tapatio?? i hope, for the sake of my love of tapatio, that it was not the tapatio. tapatio…
paso is finally holding back on attaining the title for most char broiled city on the central coast? only 87 degrees in september? what’s going on here?
in other news, i just saw Burn After Reading and it was excellent. if you see no other movie this year besides The Dark Knight, go see this. you will simultaneously laugh your ass off and be horrified by human beings and the means that some will go to for a cause. the only bad part was having to see it in paso robles on a friday night. not only is the downtown shithole now littered with cracked out, coked out, broed out, cockfiends going to dickmeetings, but the afterhour scene in paso is even worse with drunk broads and bros stumbling about leading dreadful and pointless lives.
i really am in a good mood today though, even if it doesn’t seem so.
no bacteria/protozoa/amoeba/sarlacc can survive in the fiery piquant hell that is a Tapatio bottle. It was the eggs.
Hey You. Where are you heading? To a Dick Meeting? Ginger Balls! ~Dawn
Sir Chase,This is Brandon O’Connor. I enjoyed these and look forward to future posts. I wish you would just use LiveJournal though. But only out of ease for me, not because it’s better or anything. This is too long for a comment.
i’m likin the blog chase. going downtown on friday sucks because you have to have really awkward conversations with people from high school. dickmeetings is genius!
I think you should try pasteurized eggs. These types of eggs are bacteria free and shouldn’t give you the shits. Good luck!